I HAD A DREAM, I MET BRENT SPINER, AND HE WAS A CRUST PUNK.

what the fuck is wrong with me

WOW, CREEPER RIKER.

"THAT IS AN INTERESTING QUESTION" DATA RAISES HIS HAND, PICARD KNOWS WHAT'S COMING, "FOR A LATER DISCUSSION."

nice save

"DRUGS MAKE YOU FEEL HAPPY, THEY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ON TOP OF THE WORLD."

at this point data looks at tasha with this

"are you promoting the usage? or are you saying that it's bad?"

"THIS IS GOING TO HURT A BIT." "I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE."

what

PICARD HANDLES CHILDREN JUST ABOUT AS WELL AS I DO.

oh how joyful he looks

WATCHING SPACED. IT'S A SCENE WHERE TIM IS AT WORK. STAR TREK ITEMS ARE IN THE BACKGROUND

i can't stop looking at them.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I SIT IN AWE AT BRENT SPINER'S SINGING

oh my god

it's too great

DATA'S FROM SOUTH AMERICA.

that explains his nice tan

AUTOMOBILES.

often a prime ingredient in teenage mating rituals.

I CAN'T BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO THOUGHT OF THIS.

we gonna find you

so you can run and tell that, homeboy