NO FOOD IS IN THE HOUSE.

this is so unfair

I THINK THE MOST ROMANTIC SONG ON MY IPOD IS 'SCREAM FOR ME' BY SAWYER FAMILY.

it's about whether a person screams for help

or for them.

BEST MCCOY FACE IN HISTORY.

seriously.

AND THESE.

GOD I FUCKING WANT THESE SO BAD.

FRIEND OF MINE GETS DUMPED.

i attempt to cheer him up with bachelor frog

I'M GONNA GET "TO BOLDY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE" TATTOOED ON MY VAGINA.

such a good idea.

TURNS COMPUTER ON FROM STANDBY. SEES BRENT SPINER'S FACE. FALLS OUT OF CHAIR.

and ejaculates

BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKERS

that's them

FIRST TIME A BOY GRABBED MY HAND MY MIND WENT "LET THE FUCK GO."

still single to this day

EVERYBODY IS ALL LIKE "OH THE WRATH OF KHAN WAS THE BEST TOS STAR TREK MOVIE." FUCK NO IT WASN'T. IT WAS THE FUCKING VOYAGE HOME, JACKASS.

they went back in time to save the mother fucking hump back whales.

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

it's crappy chocolate pudding

OH FUCK YES.

i found chocolate pudding

GOD DAMN, I NEED TO START POSTING MORE

star trek... pornography... to. distracting.

SLICKED MY HAIR BACK.

go me