IDIOT ATTACK

i mean, wow.

AMAZING GRACE, HOW SWEET THE SOUND, THAT SAVED A WRETCH LIKE ME, I ONCE WAS LOST, BUT NOW I'M FOUND, WAS BLIND, BUT NOW I SEE.

elvis does a beautiful cover.

fuck yeah.

FUUUUUCK.

i need to wee.

NOW, NOOOW WOULD BE THE CORRECT TIME TO SMACK A HO', MCCOY.

jesus motherfucking christ

FUCK YEAH, BROMANCES.

i knew it.

FUCK YOU, FLOGGING MOLLY.

why must you get stuck in my head so easily?

DeFOREST KELLEY WAS IN 'THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER GOES TO MARS'.

that was my favorite movie when i was, like, 4.

I JUST WOKE UP.

dammit.

"THAT'S RIGHT, AND IN THIS DERIVATIVE, MIXED WITH ALCOHOL, IT ONLY DEADENS CERTAIN NERVE INPUTS TO THE BRAIN."

"well any good brand of scotch will do that!"

THAT IS ONE STYLIN' SPACE SUIT.

fuck yes.

MCCOY GETS HELLA ACTION IN THIS EPISODE

damn.

MCCOY SHIMMIED OUT OF THAT SWORD FIGHT.

that was pretty nifty.

"WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT YOU SAVED MY LIFE IN THE ARENA." "YES, THAT IS TRUE." ... "I'M TRYING TO THANK YOU, YOU POINTY-EARED HOB GOBLIN!"

my mom is making fun of meee >:c

SCOTTY GOT CHOKED UP AND ALMOST CRIED.

holy crap, that was sad.

CHEKOV'S SEXY FACE.

super sexy.

MY MOM'S LIST OF SIMILARITY'S BETWEEN BONES FARQUHARSON (ME) & BONES MCCOY

• we are both pissy people
• we will yell at & smack the people we're trying to help
• we are not escalators
• we are relationship retards
• when we peek, it's because we're professional

THEY HAVE PON FARR PERFUME AND RED SHIRT COLOGNE.

oh, fuck yeah.

so your man can smell of death

and your woman can smell of unemotional sex.

I COULD FINISH THIS FUCKING 30 DAY LETTER PROJECT IN 30 MINUTES.

fucking tumblr.

A TEDDY BEAR?

fuck yeah, a teddy bear.

THIS MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE PICTURE OF LEONARD NIMOY.

the shirt has spock thinking 'LEONARD WHO?'

if you couldn't read it.

THIS MANGO REFUSES TO BE BITTEN INTO.

damn you, delicious treat.

I WOKE UP TEN MINUTES AGO.

i'm still tired.

ROCKABILLY BOYS.

they are so fucking beautiful.

WELL, THE PROBLEM IS THAT

word.

WHOA, SUPER DUPER EPISODE.

he had a beard.

that was fucking weird.

then at the end of the episode he didn't have one.

that was weird too.

OHHH SHIIIT.

scotty pulls a flip n' fall!

and i'm jealous of those sick special effects.

I MEET NEW PEOPLE. I HANG OUT WITH THEM. THEY ARE THE MOST BITCHIN' PEOPLE EVER. I GET BORED. THEY ANNOY & BORE ME. I DISLIKE THEM.

this happens with almost everybody i'm friends with.

except rashmi,

so far.

WELL THE VERY FIRST TIME I SAW YOUR FACE I KNEW RIGHT THEN I WAS IN THE PLACE.

we're gonna have a jamboree

oh, a space jamboree

i love the phenomenauts sooo fucking much.

JAMBOJAMBOJAMBOJAMBO

REEEEEE.

NEW DOC MARTENS, NOT AS COOL AS THE ONES I WANTED, BUT STILL PRETTY FUCKING COOL.

you know the plaid docs are marvelous.

just admit it.

I'M WATCHING FUNNY DATA CLIPS ON YOUTUBE.

life forms,

you tiny little life forms,

you precious little life forms,

where are you?

if that gets stuck in my head

you'll hear about it

whether it be in the paper or on the news.

WANT WANT WANT. NEED NEED NEED.

i must get them. i must, i must, i must.

YES, ALL OF THAT WAS FROM ONE EPISODE.

it was a damn crazy one too.

"WE DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE. NOT AS A DOCTOR." "OH, NO?"

"would you like to see how fast i can put you in a hospital?"

AN ACTION SHOT...

of flowers cumming on sulu & some random lieutenant.

KIRK: Spock, are you out of your mind? I told you to report to me at once. SPOCK: I didn't want to, Jim. KIRK: ... Yes, I can see that.

and kirk doesn't even bother asking why his first officer is in a tree.

I REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE HOLDING HANDS.

i don't like to cuddle.

i don't like laying next to the person i like.

and i hate spooning.

i'm not made for a relationship.

BY THE WAY, I AM NOT AMAZINGLY OBSESSED WITH LEONARD "BONES" MCCOY

my blog is titled 'bones' and i am called 'bones' because it is my nickname

given to me by friends, family, & that one guy at the BART station.

I'VE BEEN ON A WATCHING STAR TREK SPREE FOR ABOUT A WEEK.

it is full of cute surprises.

i wish i knew what episode this was from,

but i found it in this.

WHAT? MCCOY GETS SOME?

It looks so... so... unnatural.

FUNNY FUN FUN.

So, I actually stayed for all of the concert, even though I was outside the entire time.

It was hella fun.

SUBHUMANS

a nice punk band.

i'm gonna see them at the gilman tonight.

or, hear them, rather.

i think i'm just gonna tell my friends i stayed till the end,

but i'll leave early.

i'm so honest and nice.